Help Josh Metz Pay Back the $500 He Owes Me

$500

Still outstanding. Still remembered.

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A patient friend is organizing this fundraiser on behalf of Josh Metz's conscience.

✓ Verified Friendship (Status: Strained, Lovingly)

Our story

Some time ago, Josh Metz came to me in a moment of need. I did what any good friend would do: I handed over $500. Josh promised to pay it back.

That was the last time anyone saw the $500.

Josh is a great guy. He is funny, he is loyal, and he is a man of his word. He just hasn't gotten around to that last part yet. And honestly? It's not his fault. $500 is a lot of money to remember.

That's where you come in. Together, as a community, we can do what Josh alone could not: pay back Josh's $500.

Where your money goes

Buys Josh one (1) reminder that he owes me money$5

Covers the interest I've been emotionally charging$20

Pays off one month of Josh "meaning to get to it"$50

Makes you a legend. Josh will think of you every time he doesn't think of me.$100

FAQ

Is this real?

Ask Josh. Watch him change the subject.

Why should I pay Josh's debt?

Because friendship is about showing up. Josh hasn't shown up with the $500, so we're showing up for him.

What happens if we go over $500?

Josh's account will be considered paid in full and he will be awarded the rare honor of being debt-free. Any extra goes toward a celebration (Josh is invited).

Can Josh donate to his own fundraiser?

Yes. Please, Josh. Please.